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CLOSING MEMORANDUM

REF:
ACQ-009
DATE:
THE DAY YOU ARE READING THIS
SUBJECT:
Completion of the parody acquisition
PREPARED BY:
TAKE STAKE
STATUS:
PARODY

THIS DOCUMENT IS SEALED.

UNLOCKS AT: ACQUISITION COMPLETE

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