TAKE STAKE — ACQUISITION FILE
IN PROGRESSDUE DILIGENCE CHECKLIST
- REF:
- ACQ-007
- DATE:
- THE DAY YOU ARE READING THIS
- SUBJECT:
- Items under review
- PREPARED BY:
- TAKE STAKE
- STATUS:
- PARODY
[x] Confirm the target exists. (Confirmed. NASDAQ: STKE.)
[x] Confirm the target is good at Solana. (Public filings reviewed. They are.)
[x] Confirm we want the validators. (We do.)
[x] Read the filings. (Twice.)
[ ] Obtain the keys. (Pending. See milestone $47M+.)
[ ] Determine what a validator key physically looks like. (Assigned to an intern.)
[x] Publish the methodology. (Live at /methodology.)
[x] Disclose that all of this is parody. (Everywhere, continuously.)